Thursday, December 14, 2006

learning chinese with master bolo

after months of not seeing joe online, he suddenly reappears... n along wif him, he brings...chinese.
below are bits n pieces of our conversation.... haha, hella funny.

°» xinli «° says:
yo
dead or alive ?
Patience is a virtue... envy is not ... says:
alive
but only just
°» xinli «° says:
its been awhile
how r u doin
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i am doign ok.. going home on friday
i still need to finish one assignment and two portfolios!
°» xinli «° says:
!!
wut abt?
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one
中文 和 日语portfolio
and one asia pacific essay
°» xinli «° says:
lolxx
typin in chinese wor...
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我不是英国人。。现在我是中国人!
°» xinli «° says:
omg
hahaha
*im not english. now im chinese* ?
is dat rite?
damn... i feel so inadequate now.
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yes that is right! haha
°» xinli «° says:
haha
im not so bad after all
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everyone will ask me
请问,你是不是外国人?if i go to china
°» xinli «° says:
wut other skills haf u acquired besides d ability to understand n type chinese?
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我会说普通话
i think that character is wrong
supposed to be...pu tong hua.. (mandarin )
°» xinli «° says:
o.. no idea..hahahah
damn joe
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中文is much easier
haha
°» xinli «° says:
yeayea
i know dat 1

then outta no where comes...

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我的小狗识真可爱!

°» xinli «° says:
ur puppy ... said.. vy cute?
ahhaha... is dat rite?
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argh!!
predictive crap


°» xinli «° says:
lolxxx
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though she can speak too
°» xinli «° says:
hahaha... of course

my attempt at chinese~ lolxx

°» xinli «° says:
我三只小猫也很可爱!
lmao
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lol! does that say your 3 dogs are also cute?
or cats i dunno!
haha
°» xinli «° says:
it says cats
lolx
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我要看!

and then some...


°» xinli «° says:

tiff=gf ?

pretty

°» xinli «° says:

lolxx... i like ur light switch

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她是我的奴朋友!很漂亮

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the light switch is awesome too

i have an identical air freshner

°» xinli «° says:

hahah

wut does it smell like? brucelee's armpits ?

°» xinli «° says:

很漂亮

is wut?

°» xinli «° says:

haha. crap chinese, i have

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beautiful isn't it?

i might have gotten it wrong

i only know how to say that one...dunno how to write it. haha

°» xinli «° says:

o piao liang?

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yes!

°» xinli «° says:

haha,,, no idea.. i dunno how to write that

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没关系

°» xinli «° says:

i onli know 美丽

没关系dunno

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没关系 = doesn't matter

°» xinli «° says:

shit la... angmo is teachin me chinese

im gonna go jump off a building

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no don't!!

°» xinli «° says:

haha

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you are the only chinese person who i can embarrass!!

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美国= america...= beautiful country !!! 

how gay

°» xinli «° says:

lmao

马来西亚=malaysia=horse comes to west ya!

Patience is a virtue... envy is not ... says:

hahahah

you're right!

come west oh wise stallion

°» xinli «° says:

haha.. tho im not sure whether malaysia is written dat way

but i distinctly rmb thr was definitely a horse

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probably...cos they just translate it phonetically

canada = 加拿大

°» xinli «° says:

means

add wut big?

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jian a da

i didn't know that!

ha

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i knew big..but nuffin else

°» xinli «° says:

haha.. i meant jia=add rite? na=dunno da= big

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oh! lol.

the other pronunciation of jia =

family

°» xinli «° says:

haha

but dat jia is add wut,,,,

dun confuse me

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我也不知道!!

°» xinli «° says:

haha

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don't ask me

°» xinli «° says:

没关系。。。我是对的

wahahahha

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you are correct! ><

°» xinli «° says:

yea babehh


no wait... it gets better...


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你一张狗

you flat dog!

°» xinli «° says:

?!!!

°» xinli «° says:

lolxx...

u a piece of dog?

Patience is a virtue... envy is not ... says:

zhang is the 'flat object' particle..haha


lolx... wtf wtf?

u know when i said i don't mind not being able to read or write chinese...i think i change my mind. haha... shit man. rock bottom? could get worse...

2 comments:

Ai Ming said...

OMG!!!! hahahaha
xinli, u can suck his fart
hahahahahah
wussup wif all these ang mos??
it's so typical
i knew a net guy as well
he's from australia. speaks chinese and has chinese gf.

sometimes he just throw in lines of chinese and stuffs.
too funny
in fact, most of the ang mos i chat with has/had chinese gf.

- xinli - said...

haha... n he has a chinese gf..lolx
i suppose u cud say d same abt asians who speak like angmos n haf/want angmo bf/gf! lolxx
ahem ahem... who am i talkin about ah?