Saturday, May 31, 2008

narnia : prince caspian

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despite my professed hatred, ok maybe hate is too strong a word, dislike for movies which feature children as centric characters... u know, "chosen ones"... menyampah ( read- the golden compass, spiderwick chronicles, narnia ... etc.), I WENT TO WATCH NARNIA TODAY!!!


honestly speaking, IT'S NOT BAD LOR....
actually it was pretty good.
i eat my words about it being a not-so-nice show. hoho.

i caved cos people were saying it's damn nice and then got a little worried after buying tickets when simon said he went out mid-movie cos he was bored to death and didn't quite get it since he didn't watch the 1st part. but then i thought since i'd read it, it would be pretty ok... halfway through the movie, i realised i remember nothing about the plot, 0_O. when i was 8, my teacher read ' the lion, the witch and the wardrobe' to me and then i think i read the set sometime when i was 10?? can't remember!! my memory is going~ omg. i'm so old. i secretly think i don't like child-centric movies is cos i'm resentful of their youth. wtf. very possible... because i also find seeing young teens about a little irritating. omg. am i alone here? did older people think it was irritating to see me when i was their age?? lmao.

so........ the cinematography was nice, a little LOTR-esque. the kings were cute... peter was mildly irritating, but i like... looks a little like prince william, no? edmund was nice, reminds me of this kid i used to go to school with. caspian...exotic? the queens were... very british. haha. they really did a good job finding typically british-looking kids. i like susan's arrows ... lucy, me no likey. favourite scene- when the big creature held up the gate for them, got shot with arrows and killed in the process but didn't manage to let everyone out before he did. the fella so poor thing lo. ditto for all the narnians who got left behind. SAD. also love the great water-man because he looks so kind and realistic. hehe.

...

saw so many nice trailers before the movie so now i wanna watch all of them when they come out!!!!
  1. hancock- appears to be very funny and i like will smith.
  2. hellboyII- because the same guy who did pan's labyrinth did it and i love his fantastical creatures.
  3. kungfu panda- ok, this trailer didn't show in the cinema... but i still wanna watch it.
  4. ...shit forgot. i told u my memory is going... but i remembered there were so many nice ones, just can't recall what. die la die la. how to go to uni like this. but i remember this 1 trailer of a m. night syamalan movie where they had an annoying lead (who i think is mark wahlberg) who's annoying to me because he makes annoying puzzled expressions.



alison got me a miniature dkny be delicious for my birthday... so cute. tq~
ju left her shirt-that-was-bought-for-me-but-liked-it-too-much-to-give-it-to-me here. wahaha. imma wear it although i said i hate orange because i like the print. and that orange is agreeable.
it says- "love is a game, insert coin. good luck" cute, no?

ps. am's mom called me to take pics of am's bmw while i was sleeping. past stunness, hoho... am am, ur car must have completed its ahbeng-ification!!! excited onot?

-i wanna hug aslan too-

i want to live there too

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it's raining
i'm having my period
i'm going to lang tengah next week
then singapore next next week
i'm not broke (yet)
there's acar in the fridge
stomach ache
i don't have to go school (yet)
ginger still looks very poor thing although we got cat food
:)

ps. i got hang nail!!!! ARGH

-bah-

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

the anime laws of physics

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ok so i don't really watch anime, but i've seen enough to get most of them. very funny la... but quite lengthy also. i shall highlight the ones i like in red :)

enjoy, all you anime watching people.




THE ANIME LAWS OF PHYSICS


#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
    The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation
    Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
    In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
    In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
    The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability
    Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality
    'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality
    It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis
    Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
#10 - Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
    Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
#11 - Law of Inherent Combustibility
    Everything explodes. Everything.

    First Corollary -

      Anything that explodes bulges first.
    Second Corollary -
      Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
#12 - Law of Phlogistatic Emission
    Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13 - Law of Energetic Emission
    There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.
#14 - Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
    The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.

    First Corollary -

      Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.
#15 - Law of Inexhaustibility
    No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
#16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy
    The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

    First Corollary -

      The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
    Second Corollary -
      Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
    Third Corollary -
      Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
#17 - Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
    Minmei is a bimbo.
#18 - Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
    The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
#19 - Law of Demonic Consistency
    Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt bladed weapons.
#20 - Law of Militaristic Unreliability
    Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

    First Corollary -
    (from Adam Barnes)

      Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.
#21 - Law of Tactical Unreliability
    Tactical geniuses aren't....
#22 - Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
    People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
#23 - Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
    Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
#24 - Law of Americanthropomorphism
    Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

    First Corollary -

      The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)
    Second Corollary -
      The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
#25 - Law of Mandibular Proportionality
(from A. Hicks, Tom Williams, and Ben Leinweber)
    The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
#26 - Law of Feline Mutation
(from A. Hicks)
    Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

    1) be female
    2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
    3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any

#27 - Law of Conservation of Firepower
(from Tom Williams)
    Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
#28 - Law of Technological User-Benevolence
(from Tom Williams)
    The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
#29 - Law of Melee Luminescence
(from Tom Williams)
    Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
#30 - Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism
(from Tom Williams)
    All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
#31 - Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability
(from Spellweaver)
    Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
#32 - Law of Follicular Permanence
    Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
#33 - Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
    *ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
#34 - Law of Probable Attire
(from various sources)
    Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.

    Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).

    Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear a long cloaks that don't hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.

    First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) -

      All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
    Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) -
    (from Nyctomania)
      Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
#35 - Law of Musical Omnipotence
    Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on...especially if they have never attempted these things before.
#36 - Law of Quintupular Agglutination
(from Daniel Mikula)
    Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
      1) The Hero/Leader
      2) His Girlfriend
      3) His Best Friend/Rival
      4) A Hulking Brute
      5) A Dwarf/Kid
    Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
      1) Extreme Coolness
      2) Amazing Intelligence
      3) Incredible Irritation
#37 - Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
(from Jason Bustard)
    All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

    First Corollary (a.k.a. The Hammer Rule) -
    (from Ferdinand Pelayo)

      The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
#38 - Law of Hydrostatic Emission
    Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
#39 - Law of Inverse Attraction
    Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get, and vice versa.

    First Corollary -

      Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
#40 - Law of Nasal Sanguination
(from Ryan Pritchard and Jason Aylen)
    When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
#41 - Law of Xylolaceration
(from Lyndon Harris)
    Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
#42 - Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
(from Erin Alia)
    Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
#43 - Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia
    There is no Law #43.
#44 - Law of Nominative Clamovocation
(from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)
    The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
#45 - Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
(from R. A. Hubby)
    Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
#46 - Law of Flimsy Incognition
(from Conrad Knauer)
    Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
Copyright by Ryan Shellito and Darrin Bright, who have graciously granted permission to copy, distribute, edit, and add your own laws, so long as you leave all the credits intact.

-no idea who is minmei-

Thursday, May 15, 2008

LRTs are damn fast

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...or i'm damn slow too polite to push and shove.

plh, ky n i were all standing at approx the same distance from the door when the lrt arrived at central, both of them managed to get in and i didn't!! felt so helpless as i ran after the train thumping on the windows like a crazy person...lol. nah... stood there like ngong only, watching it gain speed and whiz off. partly due to the fact that i'm abit automatic-doors-o-phobic (elevator doors inclusive). i think it has to do with watching that chick in Final Destination get her head torn off after she got jammed in a faulty elevator door and hearing stories about broken fingers. u know how some people can put their hands out to stop the elevator door or just rush in regardless of whether the doors are closing or not cos they know it'll retract when it hits something? i can never do that!! it's so scary!!! what if it doesn't retract??

but then some other people have even more ridiculous phobias... like fear of getting toes caught in escalators. *cough*py*cough* :P

so anyway, why are the fucking doors so fast?? by the time the people inside get out, there's hardly any time to get in. honestly, i think it didn't stay open for more than 10secs. as if missing the first train wasn't bad enough, after waiting for 5 mins... I MISSED THE SECOND TRAIN!!! wtf. i was standing in front lo.... i got there before the other people did lo.... apalahhhhhh.

went to the curve last friday to watch caryn's fashion show and hunt for swimwear because the only one i have now is ...hmmm... how do i put it?... so-fugly-can-die. yea, that's it.

caryn
walking for some charity show, wearing...warehouse?
eh i also wanna be model lar, skali can earn so much.
she said there's gonna be a versace show coming up...so glam. aix jealous.

us while waiting for the fashion show to start,
obviously got nothing better to do.

if my hair was perpetually messed up with volume how nice.
everyday flat flat nia.
very into long sleeves lately, dunno why.
maybe cos there's some part of me that knows imma study in public uni in the end and then cannot wear tank tops anymore.
or it's logical cos i get cold easily?

plh n ky

ky was very the gold bling that day,
seeee...
(ok well, not that obvious in the pic...but)
hair, gold highlights. check.
eyes, gold eyeliner. check.
fingernails, glitter polish. check.
shirt, gold sequins. check.
bangle, gold bling. check.
shoes, gold. check.

ky has officially converted into blingdom. everytime she picks out something and goes " hey, look... nice right?", 90% the thing has sequins or glitter or bling somewhere/everywhere. lol.

so... i didn't get my tankini after trying on 2389256296 swimsuits with plh. cannot find any that are nice and fit. why am i so thin and boobless???? why~? what's more have to listen to plh complain that the swimsuits makes her look fat when she looks perfectly fine. rawr. by the end of the day, i was effing sien of trying swimwear on already.

got sidetracked midway when i spotted a payless book fair. yoooooo.... so many pretty old books.

me: oooooh... look! ...bookssss (widening eyes)
plh: (are-you-serious? face)

then plh n ky left caryn n i to rummage. it took a lot of effort to tear ourselves away from it in the end. and i didn't even manage to look through half the books there.

see how pretty the books are?
i kept on wanting to buy books just because the covers were nice.
didn't buy this one though...
left the place with 6 books in tow and RM18 poorer.

currently reading "Briefing For a Descent Into Hell" which is about some mad guy in the hospital, his delusions and doctors bickering over what medication he should be put on. a pretty tiresome read because the madman has a thing for long, long sentences and things that don't make any sense. should have expected it from a madman. picture UFOs, rat-dogs, and cannibalistic entities.

the big, hyper, ever joyful child and ky. lol.
she's damn hyper la... can chat for the whole ktm journey back with ky while i'm comatose there.
geng.





you know how my house is a complete jungle with chirping birds and pretty butterflies and padding cats and weird bugs and scampering squirrels?
we also have a beehive now!
everytime i look at it, i get this tingling sensation cos it's so eeeyer.
we've had beehives in the past but they always leave after some time... now they're back.
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz~
too bad they're not honeybees.
otherwise my house got fresh honey d.

also, there was this time when i thought i saw a teeny tiny hummingbird. it appears every morning on the most fragrant of flowers. i know that cos i used watch it in awe while i waited for my ride to school. it was soooo tiny(a little larger than my thumb)! and also fast. i assumed it was a baby hummingbird or some minute subspecies cos of the way it flew around and the little whirr of wings when it pauses in front of flowers.

so one night, i saw it again...was a little weirded out since hummingbirds don't usually appear at night but seeing as i wasn't waiting for anything then, i ran inside to grab my cam and tried to photograph it. oooh... mini hummingbird!!!! it was night time so it was way too dark and i had to use the flash. i felt so bad for flashing the humming thing!

damn excited lor when i zoomed in for a closer look at the little then-presumed-to-be hummingbird...

manatau...



WHAT THE FUCK?!?

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT HIDEOUS THING???
it's like a cross between a shrimp, a moth and a swordfish.
revoltingly ugly and definitely NOT a hummingbird.

i don't feel bad at all for flashing it. in fact, if it actually agonizes the bugger, i would gladly shine a spotlight into it's eyes!!!! but everyone knows moth's will fly towards circular lights and i don't want it anywhere near me.
I HATE BIG UGLY MOTHS LAR!!!
they are so powdery and gross and irritating and come in XL,XXL,XXXL,XXXXL...etc.
YER... felt like squishing the damn thing into mush for deceiving me, but the thought itself is EEEEWW cos i've squashed moths before and it's not pretty.
eating porridge as i'm typing this...feel a little nauseous already, imagining it.
enough talk about grotesque moths!




another belated birthday present came my way recently...
mon got me chocs :)

(excuse to photograph my nails :P)
85% cacao... wonderfully bitter.
slowly making my way through the whole bar. halfway there already.
i've taken a liking to letting it melt a bit on my fingers cos it turns into a lovely dark dark sauce, which is pretty but doesn't taste like much.
thanks! meluv.



then ell got me bangles from singapore for no particular occasion. luv.

i now have a shitload of bangles...wahaha.... so happy.
what if one day i don't like bangles anymore? then how??
but i foresee that day will never come. lolx.
imma be the noisy bangle girl.

i've devised a clever technique to painting dark nail polish... which is to paint perfect little squares regardless of the shape or length of my nails! muahaha. say goodbye to irregular shapes and nonsense about nails looking ugly in black/red cos they're too big and are different sizes.
i feel so bad for all you people who hate dark nail polish.



about Ferry Halim, as blogged by cheesie...
he has lovely games.

The Crossing has deers!!! the song playing in the background was so sad i almost teared when i missed and one of the prancing deers fell into the gorge/river. seriously.
[reaches hand out in futile attempt to catch deer]
"noooooo, i've faaaaailed youuuuu~ bambiiiiiiiii~~~"

Winterbells has a white rabbit in snow. so beautifully christmassy~ the first time i dropped the little fella from insane altitudes, i actually held my breath when it went tumbling down because i thought it was gonna smash into the snow and die. but it doesn't die, yay! it just bounds off like it fell from 5 inches in the air.

A Dog For All Seasons has a dog for all seasons, with individual outfits! the cuteness is unbearable...

am also very partial to the ladybird game... dunno why also. the graphics not as nice as the others and it's pretty pointless. but i take great delight in popping bubbles at them ladybirds (which are cute bugs, unlike ugly, fat and hairy moths).


ps. did you know RTM2 shows Simpsons at 2am on (i think) fridays?
what is a channel whose ads consists of PSAs for the BPA doing airing such a politically incorrect cartoon, albeit at an ungodly hour... something wrong with them la.
PSA=public service announcement
BPA=biro pengaduan am

-death unto moths-

Thursday, May 8, 2008

bloo

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xinli says:
ooh oohh....
i ate happy meal today!!!!

Ai Ming's Crapology says:
yer
so?

xinli says:

guess what the toy is
it's blue

Ai Ming's Crapology says:
what did u get?


xinli says:
guess guess
damn cute d


Ai Ming's Crapology says:
bloooo


xinli says:
yer no fun

Ai Ming's Crapology says:
okay, let me guess
woi, bloo from the cartoon ma! he's cute


Ai Ming's Crapology says:
so eat more coz i want too

go


xinli says: -.-

Ai Ming's Crapology says:
yer, giv me that face

what is it la?

a blue pony?
(still can ask whether it's a blue pony...)

xinli says:
dat is the i-just-ate-happy-meal-today-u-ask-me-to-eat-again?? face


Ai Ming's Crapology says:
cheh
eat like 2 days later


eh eh... after pasting that, feel like very copycat oni cos ur last post had dialogues also. stupidnya. don't care.



went to mcD today to eat and this blue cartoon in the banner above the menu caught my eye... pointed it out to ky and she said,"they're giving it away meh now?"
lo and behold, there it was... sitting in the little plastic box in the counter next to some hideous super-hero looking thing.

LOOK HOW CUTE MR. BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO IS!!!
to be honest, i had no idea his name is so posh.
i proclaim my undying love for mcD solid plastic toys because they are always so vibrant and heavy! (exception: hello kitty and other ugly/irritating cartoons)




oooh... what does it do? what does it do??





jeng jeng jeng~


it breaks into half but can be stuck back together magically by a hidden force within!!!!
(magnet lah)

what is the purpose of this?? Bloo, what is your mission in life?!
is it so kids can practice the art of sawing people in half?
is it educating children in the mechanics of magnetism?
is it bringing painless joy to sadists?
tell me blooooooo~ tell meee!


bloo: ...


meanwhile, i can use you as a note holder.
or rather


they should do the whole set of imaginary friends, but instead...



it comes in a set with Blossom, girl with over-sized clothes and shoes & unknown dog.
who are those people??
and notice how bloo looks positively evil in the smaller pic.

just discovered it's a 2006 toy.
[narrows eyes]
give us left-overs....

-hmph-

Sunday, May 4, 2008

spoilt kids have all the fun

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i quote
"PPS: my parents did something very (=_=) today
they drove my dad's car to xinli's house so she can take pictures and send them to me
(=_=)"

CHOW AI MING YOU ARE SO SPOILT!

this must have been largely due to your influence...
yes, i stoned for about 3.5 secs before registering it. lmao.


being the wonderful friend that i am,
BEHOLD
, your dad's new Volvo watchamacallit-model.

damn fucking huge lar... 1st the Estima, now this. i believe it is purely for your benefit (and ours) so you can ferry large groups of people in them! wakaka. super intimidating lar... can do battle with ky's dad's Ssangyong!! all it needs is a carwash and wax... tons of wax... so that it'll be shiny shiny zshing~!

am's mom and The Car.
see i even took time to blurr out the license plate lehh...

btw, dontcha think the tree in the background (mine) is just fabulous??
gives a lovely lovely shade...
which is why normally all the neighbours will park their cars there and random passersby will stop and talk there. benci!

am's dad and the back of the volvo where it says volvo so stupid people like me will know it's a volvo.

yoh... ai ming~ your household only got 3 people... so many cars for what??!



ps. got more pics... send them to u when i c u yea.
come home soon!!!

-vroom-

Saturday, May 3, 2008

steals

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yay... today i'm gonna be bimbotic(oh how i wish i fit the qualifications! :P) and post about the very cheap things i bought and camwhore. bwahaha. the mengada-ness is compelling and my cheapskate nature is still going strong.

-PEACE-
ell and i in chin's car with 95% tinted windows. yes, he's one of those people.
the windows are practically opaque from outside and very hard to look through (for me anyway). it's a wonder he can see through them at night! but apparently he can... lol. i had to squint super hard when we were trying to look for parking in the carpark. near-impossible feat, i tell you.
hell, he's even got the white xenon headlights... dunno whether the dip angle is non-blinding or not though. hmmm...

note: i actually have make-up on the upper eyelids also... but alas, cannot see in photos. always like that... unless i go crazy with the liner/eyeshadow... but then like very over in person. sigh... why my eyes like that? as if small not enough.

random picture of scary goth shop in timesquare.
yes, it's like a bloody jail! it says "members only" on a plaque above the hanging red chains and the other doorway has a goth chick (who looked like she finished a whole stick of black eyeliner at one go) standing there holding yellow chains across the gate. scary! loads of frilly gothic lolita stuff inside and a magnitude of buckles and leather. they even have a LCD mounted on the wall there with j-rock playing in the background. ooiseh. respect these hardcore gothics la.


met up with yokesan and friend, then shopped whole day. went to find charlotte and penny after that at setapak for their supper, my dinner. finally got my bday present from penny dear: tall transparent glass for milk! dunno why, but i like to see what i'm drinking through the glass but almost all the cups in the house are opaque mugs. actually she got me a glass for my last birthday also but i tak puas cos it's freaking heavy beverageless itself. thanks pen~ no pic... because i stashed it inside ellie's carryall and forgot to take it from her when i got home. i'm aware she lives less than 2 mins (or 30secs if you are driving) from my house but i am xinli. xinli is very the lazy d ma. hehe. besides, there's currently no fresh milk in the house to model it with.

oyah... ys said my purse with the cute little fawn is lovely but the "kancil" is awful and reminds him of malacca! IT'S NOT A KANCIL!!! but now everytime i look at it i think of a kancil. blardy hell...

kesian chin- appointed bag carrier.
he's so suay d lar... that day his car got rammed by a bulldozer after being stationary for more than 5 secs at a traffic light. fuckin funny lar... ell n i was laughing inside the car when he stormed outside in the rain. i mean, how many people can truthfully say their cars were rammed by a bulldozer and not be exaggerating?




come i show you some of the things i bought!!!

my new shades from vincci. hoho. gold framed aviator-ish.
RM20+
wanna buy kooky humongo-shades with white rims but cannot find a nice one that fits.

damn fucking cute pink sweater with ribbons from F.O.S.
RM30
my pj pants are not ugly and my fingers do not look skeletal in the pockets!
you are imagining things.


if you are thinking...
"yoh why you buy shades like that... looks damn funny on you"

they are not funny looking!
THIS is funny looking!!!!

lol.
i love this pic la... so kooky.
like hippie boho lydia shum specs.
now my specs looks damn normal right??


okieee next, this jacob dress/blouse?

original price $85.00
F.O.S. price RM15
discounted, 2 for RM23 which makes it a whopping RM11.50
pasar malam also don't have lar!
i am aware it it a size L, no i'm not insane.


cos i'm very the mengada today, come come i model for u!
lmao.
WARNING: images with explicit signs of poser-ism
photographer: Mr. ST aka Self-Timer


look no. 1
it's got pleats on the waist and the ribbon can be tied at the back also
i'm wearing a tube inside because i'm boobless. sad.

look no.2
simply pulled back with ribbon for a halter look
look's pretty decent from the back.
here's a better view of the neckline ;)
hair tied up at this point cos was starting to feel damn hot and starting to sweat edi
why my house no aircon??!!

look no.3
suddenly the shades pop up from nowhere.
ugliest look on my opinion... empire waist pulled down to my normal waistline.
this is basically the most accurate representation of the dress size. lolx.
if i don't tie the ribbon, i look like...... i can't even think of a word to describe it.
super duper loose.

look no.3
favourite one...
the sleeve parts are so damn oversized i can actually criss cross them! o.0
fits lovely!
also love the pic because for some unknown reason, i look like i have eye make-up on.

said fave... so surely there will be an excess of pix :P

sempat vignette it lagi
lol

so grecian !
narcissistic !!!! lmao

tried to show you my shoes lar... fail
out of frame d.

so here they are!!!
cute flattish semi-kitten heels.
see the kepo ginger!
not even one shot without the fella.
these shoes cost me an insane amount... RM 15!!!!
you say mad or not?!
and i can honestly say, no other flats have ever fit my fleshless feet so well. normally there's a gap on the side but evidently, they are non-existing here.
i am fated for cheap things.


got a whole lot of cheap cheap things also la but very lazy to photograph them all...
so bye.
thanks for layan-ing

-stingypot-

Friday, May 2, 2008

what i have been doing

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okla i know, i know... so damn long never blog d. but it's not cos i had nothing to do and was sleeping at home everyday ok?! just didn't feel the urge to blog, so i didn't.

hmmm... so in case you are wondering, here's some stuff i did that i have pics of(cos i always forget to blog about things if i don't have any pics of them).


so i shall begin with ruth's bday! we were supposed to go watch movie but that didn't quite work out so we went for dinner-ish instead.
we went to get her a cake at the Baker'sCottage in town, american choc (if i'm not mistaken) but it seemed so plain next to all the other cakes with swirly choc deco and fruits, so poyo said wanna put strawberry. we asked the cakepeople whether we could add some... "they cost RM1 each though", the cashier told us apologetically. totally ripping us off la! until the fella also felt like we wouldn't get any after she told us that. but anyhow a strawberry would have made the cake prettier...but then 1 strawberry like very plain so we got 2.

and the fella went to put like this!

HAHA.... dunno about you, but we found it damn funny-lookin. we both thought it would be stuck on with the leafy parts on top and clumped together in a corner. literally lol-ed when we opened the cake box cos the fella had her back to us when she decorated and boxed it so we had no idea.

ruth the bday girl with her cake.
see the protruding strawberries!!!
lol

yokepoh feeding ruth a strawberry...
she's got matching red nailpolish :) luv.

cute little kepo girl.
the whole time we were there with the cake and stuff she kept on standing there and looking at us but when we cut her a piece she instantly became very the shy and wouldn't take it. so scared she would cry lo!

RG: Retainer Ganas
dubbed so because she used to wear them and she's ganas (well not really).
actually, the story behind it is she started calling me Ulcer when i got those horrific ulcers and i tried to come back with some horrible thing to call her that has to do with her mouth also but the only thing that was special about them were her retainers. so yeah.
i know, i'm so uncreative!
sigh.

ulcer n retainer

everybody while parked outside ruth's front gate at 12+am.
because we suddenly remembered we didn't have a pic with all of us innit.
damn susah to take group pic inside the car la. guarantee someone will look like crap and reject the photo d. either the head too big or too small or covered or whatever.




oh and remember when i mentioned the awards thing where my skirt blew up?
I GOT PIC OF IT!
omg.

mushroom vs. normal
SIGH
btw, the white haired dude is a former principal i think. Reverend Brother Felix Donohue.
his name so cun. lol. i guess this was way back when all the principals were Revs and all.
whatever happened to that tradition??


another thing,
i'm doing yoga now~
hoho. so zen right??!!
actually have only started last week and this week the class was cancelled cos it's LabourDay so technically i've only been for the class once. lmao. it appears this is a more exercise-oriented yoga class so it's less zen and more sweat but there's still the customary relaxing music playing in the background. i'm so crap at it la! especially noticeable since i'm starting my lessons with the very flexible ballerina ky!!! haha. so pathetic.



that day i was supposed to go to sleep early so i can wake up early and teman my grandma to the hospital for xrays (cos she fell down and we were afraid there would be fractures but turns out she's fine :)) so i went to bed at 2am... but then cannot sleep at all!!!! so i erm...

...

beware of DevilBunny!!!!

...and ShadowMonsta!!!!!!
RAWR

and that's all...
there aren't that many silhouettes you can play with only one hand.
plus it's damn tiring trying to get it just right when you're lying on the bed and trying to get your hand's silhouette to fit in the window while keeping the other hand freakin still so it won't be blurry cos the camera is crap at night shots.
i gave up after 5 mins of random play.
although i must say it was very useful cos i fell asleep promptly after that.

if you're wondering what the green light says,

yes... i rolled around in bed for that long.


this, my friends, is ruth's car's sideview mirror.
or rather, what's left of it.

me: omg ruth, what happened to your mirror??
ruth: a bird langgar-ed it. i think it died.

apparently, she was on her way to kuantan (or back, i can't remember cos it doesn't play a major role in this story) speeding on the highway when this humongous bird came flying past and whammed into the sideview mirror. i'm told it was the size of a chicken. what the bird was doing flying so low i do not know. well, it must be really huge or going really fast for it to have enough momentum to knock the whole mirror off. suddenly, i remember jess telling me about the time when her dad rammed a cow with his car and killed it. lol. kesian the cow and bird.

anyway, yp n i went to sleep over at ruth's last weekend cos we have nothing better to do. lolx.

here's the stripey duo waiting for their food.

if you are observant enough, you will notice we're having korean! lol. ruth watches too much korean dramas already until she has the urge to try some korean food :)
kimchi is so misleading. the last time i tried kimchi i already thought it was bad, but i gave it the benefit of the doubt and tried it again. cos u know, maybe the last shop didn't serve authentic tasting kimchi or something. but this kimchi tasted just as bad. it's like chicken essense. not the taste... as in, i've sworn off it and tried it again after a prolonged period in case i would change my mind but i still think it sucks. if given the choice of dying or eating kimchi as much as koreans do, i'd rather die. other than that, their food is okla. the beef is nice~ but then i'm biased cos i like red meat. this shop also served a nice drink after the meal... the last one had this weird green drink that was supposed to be good for digestion. this one had something in a bland grey colour.

me: excuse me, what's this?
waiter: rice juice.
me: rice juice??
waiter: ya.
me: -.-"

is it just me or does the word 'juice' only connect with fruits and vegetables?
it tasted sweet. like a cross between sweetened juk sui(porridge water) and barley.

yp (invading my mattress!!) n ruth.
love this room cos it's so nice and pink but it's a horrible place to sleep in in cos at around 8am the sun is completely in your face.
will take note of things like this when i will need to choose rooms wherever. lol

BANGLES!!!
love
souveniers from india.
she went months ago but happily forgets it every time we see each other.
so, finally~!!! actually she didn't intend to give me so many, this isn't a set... but i very tak malu(like ruth...omg takmaluness is contagious!!! how??) so i compiled this set.
nice hor~?
lol

hmmm... what else... went for wai's bday steamboat+ afterparty where he got totally drunk like f and got eyeshadow put on him on the pretext of getting something dirty off his eyes. funny as hell. when someone threw a ball of paper at his head and shouted " shooting star! make a wish!!", he did... with hands clasped tightly and silent muttering. -_-"
all pics in ell's cam. post later!

went shopping in kl few days ago and bought so many cheap stuff yo! blog about them in another post.

-ruth's mom makes nice tosai-